BOB™ HAS $50 FOR YOU.
YOUR FIRST PLACE DESERVES A REAL COUCH.

The Bob Couch™Your first place. Upgraded.

A boneless corduroy sectional for game nights, movie nights, and “we should probably go out” nights.

$599.99
Color
Chaise
✓ Free delivery✓ No assembly✓ Soft corduroy

Estimated delivery: 7–14 business days.

No change-of-mind returns. Returns & warranty policy

Gallery scenes are AI visualizations. Product appearance may vary.

TRANSMISSION 001 / FIRST APARTMENT

You have a lease.
You need a seat.

The keys are yours. The Wi-Fi name is questionable. Your roommate brought one fork.

At least the living room can have its life together.

Meet the couch that gets it ↗
Three adult alien roommates hanging out on a black corduroy couch“WE'RE STAYING IN.” — EVERYONE, AGAIN
Bob beside two tall narrow couch cartons in his apartmentNEW ADDRESS. SAME BOB™.
TRANSMISSION 002 / MOVING DAY

Your couch has
an arrival story.

A compressed couch, packed for the trip. Bob™'s plan: make space, unpack, and let the cushions find their shape.

Follow the product's unpacking and expansion instructions before use. Keep packaging away from children and pets.

A few Earth questions ↗
TRANSMISSION 003 / GIVE IT SOME SPACE

Small landing.
Big lounge energy.

Fresh out of the box? Let your couch find its shape.

01 / JUST LANDED

Bob™ needs a minute. So does the couch.

It arrives compressed. Unpack as directed and give the foam room to expand before use.

AI-illustrated story, not a guaranteed expansion schedule. Actual recovery time and appearance vary; follow the instructions included with your couch.

ROOMMATE MATH

Split the couch.
Not the friendship.

One couch. Multiple main characters. Pick your crew and let Bob™ handle the math.

THE HANGOUT FUND
$200.00per person • one-time splitIllustration only. One buyer pays the full order total. Tax, if applicable, is extra.
BEFORE YOU LAND

Earth questions.
Bob™ answers.

What does “boneless” mean?

This is a foam-style, sponge-filled couch without the traditional rigid sofa frame. Expect a low, casual lounging style.

How do I get the $50 discount?

Tap the glowing “CLICK ME” UFO or the offer at the top of this page. The price changes from $599.99 to $549.99. No email or account is needed, and the discount applies once per couch.

Do I need to build it?

No assembly required. Unpack both parcels and allow the foam to expand according to the included instructions.

When will it arrive?

Free shipping to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, D.C.). Estimated delivery: 7–14 business days. Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. territories are excluded. Your two parcels may arrive separately.

How big is the couch?

Approximately 104.3 inches wide, 68.9 inches along the chaise, and 23.6 inches high. The couch arrives compressed and needs time to expand, so it will look smaller straight out of the box. Measurements may vary. Measure your room and entryway before ordering, and follow the included expansion instructions.

Questions about our policy?

Cancel at no cost before your order ships. For returns and the one-year manufacturer warranty, see our policy page. Read our full policy ↗

WELCOME TO YOUR COUCH ERA.

The floor had a good run.

Upgrade the hangout
The Bob Couch™ $599.99
YOUR FUTURE HANGOUT

Good choice,
Earthling.

The Bob Couch illustration
The Bob Couch™

Black corduroy
Left facing chaise

Subtotal$599.99

Free shipping to the contiguous U.S. Estimated delivery: 7–14 business days. Applicable taxes are calculated at checkout.

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Bob giving a thumbs-up

Bob™ approves
this discount.

−$50

Applied. Your couch is $549.99.